Population | 4.149 billion |
Capital | Zorograd |
Leader | Vozhd Yaroslav Tvrtkov |
Faith | Pluralism |
Currency | grivna |
Animal | frog |
The Improving State of Kekoslavian Republic is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Vozhd Yaroslav Tvrtkov with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.149 billion Kekoslavians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zorograd. The average income tax rate is 24.0%.
The very strong Kekoslavian economy, worth 311 trillion grivnas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,076 grivnas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
To 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase, political commentators say that Vozhd Yaroslav Tvrtkov's fruitcake plans are about to go pear-shaped, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', and more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Kekoslavian Republic's national animal is the frog and its national religion is Pluralism.
Kekoslavian Republic is ranked 174,034th in the world and 6,987th in Lazarus for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 94.67 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kekoslavian Republic's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Kekoslavian Republic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector, Largest Insurance Industry, and Most Conservative and the Top 10% for Most Devout and Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : Kekoslavian Republic's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Following new legislation in Kekoslavian Republic, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
- : Following new legislation in Kekoslavian Republic, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
- : Following new legislation in Kekoslavian Republic, political commentators say that Vozhd Yaroslav Tvrtkov's fruitcake plans are about to go pear-shaped.
- : Kekoslavian Republic altered its national flag.
- : Following new legislation in Kekoslavian Republic, to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase.
- : Following new legislation in Kekoslavian Republic, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate.
- : Kekoslavian Republic was refounded in Lazarus.